Okay, continuing to underwhelm, the 2nd episode of "Real Chance Of Love 2: Back In The Saddle" proved my initial summary: you really don't care about these girls. They don't have any personality. They actually seem like (poor) copies of the previous cast. The thing that strikes me is how Real and Chance are trying so hard to seem "sincere" and say things like "Girl, this ain't no game, I'm here looking for looooooove." Every time they say that, I think I'll start a drinking game. Every time they say they are "looking for love" or "keeping it real", I'ma take a drink. I'll need a new liver before they get to the finale.Okay, so I've learned a few names, because there's a few odd cookies out there. Pocahontas is Real's new favorite, but she's a dark-haired version of M.I.L.F., and she's getting all the hate that comes with that. Wiggly is quite strange, she's somewhat attractive, but so obviously out of her league/element dealing with the women of reality tv. She was the one that got the boot this week. The other girls are rather unimpressive, whether we are talking personality or looks. There's not one person you hated like you did for Kiki, or that makes you laugh like So Hood or Risky, or that you rooted for as an underdog like K.O., there is no connection. This show is so obviously wrong. It's like they didn't even have a chance @ a run like 'Rock of Love' or 'Flavor of Love'. But I shouldn't even expect that, right?
I mean, Real and Chance's claim to fame is being rejected by New York (ew, I'd be grateful), then being played out on "I Love Money." Like everyone else, I felt bad for Real being jilted by Hoopz, but it ain't like he didn't know she had a boyfriend, nimrod. I never liked Chance, thought he was a jerk on "I Love New York", he was a jerk on "I Love Money", an even bigger jerk on his own show, and hasn't really changed. Sadly, instead of Chance becoming more like Real, it's been the exact opposite. It's like watching the monkey/man graphic for evolution in reverse.
I know there's no chance of the show being cancelled before the conclusion, but I hope that the guys over @ 51 Minds Productions understand that the train on Real & Chance has very much passed. I can't fault them for going back into the well, because the surprise hit to me was "Daisy Of Love", I initially said, "No way I watch this crap..." but I also said that about "Tool Academy", which turned out to be EXCELLENT for all the right and wrong reasons. The only show that was a 100%, straight-up-and-down, sure-to-suck failure has been "Megan Wants A Millionaire." This girl was hated from "Rock Of Love", even more hated from "I Love Money", and then finally culminated her rise to infamy by pushing Sharon Osbourne to get a slice of her ass for calling Ozzy a "burned-out, drug addict has-been" Why do we want to watch this girl get a millionaire? And what millionaire in his right mind would want her trife ass?
But I'm all-off-track in my first edition of "Reality Bytes", we were talking about the 2nd ep of RCOL2.... which is actually very easy to forget. Nothing's happening on this show. Ding-dong challenge? A prom? Forreal-forreal, this is horrible. I just want to watch to see how Real and Chance make excuses for this not working, because there's no way this works. The whole batch of women is bad, and only going to get progressively worse the longer they are around one another. The only thing that made the 1st show even remotely watchable was the beatdown, and since then, it's been dead.
Like I said, I don't want to wear the H8Ter hat prematurely, because I hated on Daisey, and ended up loving her hot-mess of a show, same thing with "Tool Academy", but this.... shit... is... just... not... good. It should be on BET. These two guys should disappear soon.
Treat the Stallionaires like the lame horse they are, shoot them in the field and call it a day. Stop wasting everybody time with those two overexposed negroes.
-ere'bodee's favorite mega, blogninja
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